Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Special Edition Element Pillows

Inspired by AMC's hit show Breaking Bad
Bromine and Barium are now available 
in dark green at ElementPillows
Element Pillows is NOT affiliated with Breaking Bad or AMC

Monday, October 21, 2013

Uncle Poodle

In Defense of 
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

I get the same reaction every time. Face cringed and with disgust on their tongue, the same inevitable question "How can you watch that show?" Right then and there I know, for a fact, that they haven't seen a single episode. 

It's an understandable reaction. The family's known for being overweight, living right next to train tracks and makin' skettie sauce with ketchup and butter.  Their cringe worthy status is why I wanted to watch the show in the first place. I do this from time to time, after a long / tiring / bad day, I watch trashy reality TV in order to make myself feel better. Sitting on my high horse, in the comfort of my home, I can proudly proclaim "At least I'm not like those people." And, sleep a little better that night. Their problems make mine seem not so bad. And then there was Honey Boo Boo.

I couldn't wait to watch the train wreck unfold. And, the show didn't disappoint, unhealthy meals, breath smelling games, fork lift foot. Utterly fantastic trashy reality TV goodness. So, why wasn't I feeling superior inside? Why wasn't it affecting me the same? What was happening to me?

Through all the farts, sneezes and rambling hillbilly speak was a really awesome family. Momma June's kids are her life and she loves being around them. Sugar Bear (Momma June's now husband) just loves June and the kids, even though only one is biologically his (Honey Boo Boo). I know the show is only a slice of their life, but in that slice, they're having a damn good time. And, it made me wish I had something like that too. 
Growing up, our family time was always tainted by either my sister or our grandma, sometimes both. They are afflicted with, what I call, Cuntitus. They just can't help being controlling, drama stirring, cunty people. And, time hasn't slowed them down. Cuntitus persists.

So, while I can make marinara sauce from the veggies and herbs from my garden, exercise regularly and have completely healthy blood test results, The Boo Boo family has something I just won't have access to, truly rewarding family experiences. In the long run, I feel like I'm the one that's actually missing out.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Breakkies Shakkies

I've finally concocted the best breakfast shake evar. 
I prefer it to eggs and bacon, no joke. 

It has no sugar added, is high in protein, vegan and gluten free!

Due to a health condition, I have some serious diet restrictions. I have to avoid refined sugar, excess salt, alcohol, caffeine and gluten. So, having a really solid delicious breakfast, that's quick to make, was something I was in desperate need of, until now. 


Monday, October 14, 2013

New Space

One of the many awesome things about designing for Modern Yardage is the white space they leave on the edge of their fabric when you buy a yard or more. They let us designers fill it with whatever we want. 

Being that this year has been one of the craziest in my life. So busy. So. Busy. I really didn't have time to make anything interesting for the space. Finally, I slapped together a little sewing project and an inspirational fabric poster thing. 

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Fall Likes

I'm stuck at home with a cold. Perfect time for some daydreaming and online shopping. Here are some things I'm totally digging.

I cannot believe the price tag on that bracelet. My eyeballs popped out of my head. Definitely won't be purchasing that one! The skirt and book however, already purchased. The glasses, I own in black, but I'm really wanting the Tortoise Shell option as well, someday.

Bad Grandpa comes out soon! 
I'm counting down the days.